Sponge Cake

An obese girl's pussy.

Be careful if you're going to plunge into that sponge cake tonight, I heard Jeff nearly suffocated in one last week!

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

sponge

A person who is of extreme (but very varied almost to the point of inability to use it) intelligence. These people will suck up bits of information like a sponge wherever they go. They also have a tendency to rapidly and haphazardly dispense this information when properly squeezed.

My friend here is a real sponge, just put him in a headlock and all sorts of inforamtion will come out.

by Tanaka December 17, 2004

slonge

A gopping vagina, one that smells after a night out, or due to a lack of feminine hygiene. a disco fanny. Also a term used when something in general is disgusting, horrid and vile.

"That girls skirt is so short I can see her baggy slonge"

Girl 1- "Have you just opened a tin of cat food?"
Girl 2- "No that's my Gopping Slonge"

by n-conte October 31, 2010

cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

by troy October 21, 2004

sploger

someone with little or no accuracy with there penis, and a genetic problem cause then to ejaculate solid sploge like nuggets instead of the norm.

George Brown

by anon June 4, 2003

Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008

sploogearific

You find yourself covered in splooge almost 24/7

Your mother is sploogearific because she does not stop having sex with Captain Crunch

by John Lang May 11, 2006