Splart

A fart caused by the bowel loosening act of smoking a marijuana and tobacco cigarette (Spliff).

Oh man, after I took a hit of that spliff, I just had to let out a splart.

by ILIKECHEEEESE July 11, 2012

splatter

usually meaning 'squish' or 'shatter', just with a liquid, and not a solid

The jello splattered all over the floor.

by Drako June 28, 2003

text splatter

Urine that inadvertently splatters on a guy's cellphone as he text messages while standing at and using the urinal.

1. Hey homie, wrap up that cellphone in a plastic cover to protect it from text splatter!

2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!

by DJ_Jagged August 26, 2009

Spatting

When two or more women sit naked, spread eagle across from each other and force themselves to shoot cum at the one across from them.

The two women sat across from one another spatting until they looked like a marshmallow had exploded.

by George Mahoney October 25, 2018

splattercan

n. 1. a bad shit
n. 2. the results of a bad shit

My stomach was feelin all woogy after that cheese on cheese sandwich and I had to take a splattercan.

Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.

by ginzberg March 5, 2004

splatterfap

To ejaculate into one's hand and then fling the semen at the nearest surface in order to create a random pattern.

This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.

Hey, baby, mind if I splatterfap the Mona Lisa on your ass?

by Rid3r August 13, 2012

Splatterday

To consume as much alcohol as you can until you splatter on any Saturday of the year. Vomiting, blacking out, and/or passing out can be considered "getting splattered".

Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?

Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?

by FunnyAssMatt February 7, 2015