spank shot

a picture contained in your spank bank; a pornographic image to which one may spank one's self.
Audrey sent me a total spank shot; all she's wearing is her boots.
by natashathesleuth April 23, 2010
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Spank Bank

Sexually arousing images and/or scenarios stored in one's memory to help one achieve greater pleasure during masturbation or sex.
I saw a deer carcass on the side of the road today. That's definitely going into the spank bank!
by Wankoffski February 27, 2023
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spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"
Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.
by PudSpanker February 03, 2016
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Vicarious Spankings

A spanking administered by a step-parent during intercourse to his/her partner (his/her step-child's parent) in lieu of spanking the step-child for the step-child's misbehavior. Usually administered within twenty-four (24) hours of the step-child's misbehavior.
I cannot believe how disrespectful he has been today - his mother is in for some vicarious spankings this evening.
by James A. H. Murray June 30, 2022
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pancake spank

a spank on the ass, usually used for women.
hey judi, stop or ill give you a pancake spanking!
by issacman July 27, 2018
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Spank Balls

A sport In which somebody (the spoof) throws a water filled glove to up to 5 people and those people have to try to catch it in their pants
by Drake Foley March 18, 2020
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Sweep spank

The spanking of another's ass in a sweeping motion in any desired direction. Most effective when the non-palm part of the hand is used as this provides for the desired gliding action that defines the first part of this two part word.
Peter sweep spanked Vicky's bubble butt and caused a little jiggle action on her rump.
by Petrovski October 17, 2007
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