Anal Shred

A move performed by the pokemon Onix in which he inserts his entire head into the anus of an unsuspecting human, while roaring his mating cry, "ONIIIIIIIIX!!"

"Dude, did you hear what happened to that girl?"
"Nah, what?"
"The ol' Anal Shred I'm afraid"
"Oh damnnnn"

by ashketchumisawesome October 13, 2011

Shredboner

Figuratively speaking, Getting a boner from shredding on your BMX bike.

My shredboner is now limp on account of winter.

by TFTBMX April 22, 2009

scored

Getting laid by a hott honey, or getting toasted and banging an ugly honey... thinking shes a hott honey.

Guy 1: Dude I scored last night.
Guy 2: Ohh man, was she hott?
Guy 1: I don't remember...

by Rayman813 November 13, 2005

scored an own goal

Having made out with someone of the same sex.

Tom scored an own goal at a drunken party.
Sara scored an own goal out on a hen night.

by CortalUX April 21, 2007

skredded

1. This is an option for cheese in Montgomery,AL
2. A f'ed up situation

" Would you like some skredded cheese with that?"

" Did you see Tiffany's outfit?"
" That junk was skredded"

by Emme New May 13, 2008

Skred

An obviously fake online name used to hide your real identity.

While I was new to the forums and saw some friends, I decided to make a skred account to troll.

by Notaskredfarf November 10, 2010

Shredding Life

The act of farting.

Damn, you smell that? Yeah, that girl is shredding life over there.

by BOHSasb August 20, 2011