Definitions by ashketchumisawesome

Anal Shred 

A move performed by the pokemon Onix in which he inserts his entire head into the anus of an unsuspecting human, while roaring his mating cry, "ONIIIIIIIIX!!"

"Dude, did you hear what happened to that girl?"
"Nah, what?"
"The ol' Anal Shred I'm afraid"
"Oh damnnnn"

Anal Shred by ashketchumisawesome October 13, 2011