one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

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Slepping

Sleep Typing
it's where you've reached the point of tiredness where you're no longer typing or sleeping, you're slepping

"I tried typing to Jordan on two hours of sleep, but I just ended up slepping the whole conversation, he barely knew what I was talking about."

by BZDrowzy January 18, 2010

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seeping

To let air be sucked into the anus to be blown back out in the form of a fart.

"Dude, I was laying awkwardly in bed on my stomache, when I relaxed my sphincter and let air flow in. Then I let the air back out as a fart. I call it seeping!"

by Homosaywhat June 15, 2006

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Sleeping

Gaining one's confidence and luring them into a desired area to kill or beat them because of something they have done.

Gang Leader: "i heard that that motherfucker has been snitchin. i want you to take care of him"

Gang member 1 (talking to another gang member): "yo dawg the don wants that snitch dead. we're sleeping him tomorrow"

by sleeper107 January 16, 2008

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sleeping beauty

People that soffer of narcolepsy, they tend to fall deeply asleep in any circunmstances: while driving, during important meetings, while they are having sex, while they are talking of something or even writing on a black board before a classroom.

Ole: C'mon I cannot take this anymore Jon
Jon: What!? What did I do now?
Ole: You did it again, sleeping beauty! You felt asleep during the meeting!!!
Jon: oopss, sorry... did anybody realize that?

by themilfonian March 23, 2012

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