Swallow a joke book

To describe when a person is humorous for a lengthy period of time.

Everything that guy said was funny, did he swallow a joke book or something?!?

Also can be replaced by 'dictionary' for someone who says words that no-one understands.

by alimccarley October 9, 2008

shallowbobby231

Nigerian HC of Blox Channel that bought his rank, very epic person. Current occupation: being a predator and an abusive cunt.

Omg look shallowbobby231 just Inf hardmuted me without reason, what a cunt!

by Hex the Godfather of City February 24, 2021

Knob Swallower

Someone who really pisses you off. Undertakes homo activites.

Adam: "Jonny shagged Paul's missus last night!"

Steve: "He's a fuckin' knob Swallower!"

by BallBagBob September 7, 2009

Sheet Swallowing

A common form of BDSM where the male ejaculates onto the bed sheet, then proceeds to shove the ejaculated on sheet into her mouth using his penis. She then sucks the semen off of the bed sheet.

Natalie and her boyfriends favourite thing to do in bed is sheet swallowing.

by Corbinbigdick March 9, 2015

first come second swallow

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.

OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.

by Terio Marin May 28, 2016

Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers

All Earthlings who are trying to force my biological mother into my bed instead of a wife.

Fuck off you Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers

by Walnut91 June 1, 2023

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012