Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

sidebeaver

lateral portion of the vaginal lip observed from a profile view of the vagina

Did you see up that chick's shorts in the transformers 2 trailer, you could totally see some sidebeaver.

Man, her sidebeaver was totally showing.

by sidebeaverson May 26, 2009

sidebulge

A dudes junk bulging through his pants with the viewer witnessing said protrusion from the side. The cousin of the sideboob.

"Look at that guy over there checking out photos of Kate Upton on his phone, he's got a major sidebulge going on."

by Hairless Wookie January 12, 2014

Sideblob

A jacked up, unnecessary showing of side boob.

"Damn GiGi! Put that sideblob away right now!"

by Loveliest41 September 15, 2015

sidebar

when you are talking to someone or texting them and you have a question or something to say not relating to what you were talking about.

Friend: yeah so jersey shore is on tonight
Me: yeah unfornately it is. sidebar: hey seen a hot ass milf earlier at work

by Justino_28 October 17, 2012

sideballing

When a drunk person is persistently looking at you out of the corner of their eye.

"Boy I could feel John sideballing me all night while I was talking to Bill, he's got to get over it!"

by BRC July 20, 2008

sidebust

Pertaining to graffiti, when a toy hits a wall that has already been burned by an established writer, to make it look like they know each other, in an attempt to gain some credibility

If you sidebust, you just might get your ass beat.

by Take1 December 14, 2008