Grandpa Shrimp

A seafood dish made by your grandfather, who has lost interest in cleanliness or proper cooking technique. Usually appearing soggy, half-eaten and covered with cat hair. Commonly warmed in the microwave.

"God damnit. He's making us grandpa shrimp again."

by SmackAttack52 February 21, 2013

shrimp shit

Shit that looks like a shrimp. Hehehehehe

Dayum, my shit be shrimpin. That is fo show a shrimp shit

by ronnpa01 December 31, 2013

Shrimp Sauce

Shrimp sauce is typically referred to as beer.

"can i get some shrimp sauce out of the fridge please?"

by fwerda February 14, 2017

Shrimp Cumbo

When a dirty ass seafood cook uses a shrimp as a fuck toy prior to peeling that bad boy and using it to make shrimp gumbo.

Man Brandon you just ate a big ass bowl of Shrimp Cumbo!!

by Jermdawerm December 6, 2017

Shrimp Gang

A gang with gay people with small weiners

Unknown: u in shrimp gang

Me: hell nah i aint gay

by SOMEONEKILLMEPLEASE December 5, 2018

shrimp cocktail

when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out...

damn, amanda was being feisty last night but she loosened up after we had cocktails

by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005

Shrimp Pistol

1. An obscenely and unnecessarily small penis.
2. Chris' penis

-Is it even possible to have renal sex with an opossum?
-I don't know about you guys, but i have a shrimp pistol

by The Jents April 4, 2009