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scored

Got laid. Had sex. 'Scored' mainly applies when getting laid for the first time with a person you have only just, or recently met.
1. "Man, I gotta go now, im gonne score big time with this Melissa chick"
2. " Oh damn, I scored big time last night..."
by Dr_Snapid November 14, 2005
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Paulie Shore

washed up actor that has become my alter-ego
Paulie Shore is my buh-uddy
by Anon Y. Moose October 23, 2003
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Jersey shore

A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed.

All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.
Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night?????

non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.

Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP

Non-idiot: .....kill me now.
by starwarsgeek133 January 21, 2011
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Jersey Shore

(noun) 1. A bunch of steroid using testosterone junkies with small penises that think they are macho. 2. A group of preppy prissy princess bitches that want to fuck so bad that their legs are spread every day and their hours of operation are longer than the local convenience store.
Im going to go watch some Jersey Shore to laugh at rich sluts that think they are better than everyone else.
by _n0LAn_ January 8, 2011
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Shred

To shred is to snowboard down a mountain in absolute style. Carving, bombing and just absolutely destroying the pow. Chuckin roosts is a favorite by most shredders.

Shredders don't give a fuck, They have any answer for every question, answers usually consisting of "fuck it lets shred' and "Do you even roost?".

Skiiers DO NOT shred

Shredology is the study of shredding, It can be learnt only on the mountain, and taught by very few.
Imigration officer: "So why do you come to Japan?"
Shredder: " Oh you know just to shred pow and shit its gunna be fukn siik ayy!"
Imigration Officer: " Shre-do Pow-do?"
by Powderpuppy December 9, 2013
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Daytona Beach Shores

Opposite of Daytona Beach. A classy, well to do, upscale section of Volusia County not to be confused with tourist trap Daytona Beach and it's local scum. Daytona Beach Shores is home to many retirees and very wealthy families. Many of the residents in the shores don't travel north into Daytona Beach. Instead, they choose to stay in their comfort zones of Ponce Inlet , Port Orange and the Shores where the houses and restaurants are expensive.
"My boyfriend lives in Daytona Beach shores. Not just Daytona!" Really!? does he have a bother?!

"Let's go to Daytona for Christmas!" Okay, but can we at least get a hotel in the shores with the rich people?
by Floridalingo December 30, 2011
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