an illegal immigrant with 2 identities. works with one name and collects welfare or WIC checks with another name. they may get away with it because of lack of a birth cirtificate. goes to college and gets govt & other funding. keep working! millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!! (I am not one myself)Report their fraud & get a cash reward in most states.
by Serbian Gangsta April 29, 2008
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by lucyfur April 11, 2008
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by stuckatKAF April 25, 2010
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2. My roomate banged his sister for six hours last night. There was shampoo all over the couch.
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by jovato May 6, 2003
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