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Fort-shitting

Sitting on the toilet while playing the game Fortnite on your phone, tablet, or laptop/pc.
Chad: Dude stop calling me.
Brady: Why?
Chad: I'm Fort-shitting right now.
Brady: You better win!
by bigpapihere June 14, 2018
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IG Shitting

Scrolling through the Instagram while sitting on the toilet
You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit IG shitting and come out.
by There is an i before P June 27, 2018
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Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.
Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.
by AngiesAwesome April 27, 2019
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Brain Shitting

When a poop is so powerful and disgusting you don’t shit your brains out. You’re brainshitting.
Steve: Dude you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes what the hell?
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day
by Michael2323 October 25, 2022
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shiny shitting

The act of someone hacking shiny pokémon into a game while taking a fat shit so they won't be judged.
Example of Shiny Shitting:

John: See Jerry over there, i bet he's a shiny shitter.

Antonio: Absolutely he is, have you seen his party?
by YourLocalTorchy November 6, 2022
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Pity Shilling

To deflect, knowingly and unknowingly, from the problems one might have with a commercial product/a corporation's unethical behavior by turning it into an overly emotional issue centered around how a high-level executive directly responsible for said problems must have felt.

Originally used on Blizzard Entertainment's Overwatch 2 forums to describe the perspective that the game's director, who misled an entire community by lying about a game feature that was heavily advertised when they knew prior to the game's release it was cancelled, must have felt too ashamed to act otherwise.
A: I feel so bad for the game director, they must have felt too bad to tell us the truth...
B: That's pity shilling- feeling too bad to do the right thing means nothing when not doing it means you are misleading people.
by monogrolo May 20, 2023
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Sleep-shitting

When you are so tired that when you go to shit and you fall asleep on the toilet. This usually happens while using a public restroom.
After we ordered our food at the restaurant, my friend went to take a shit and fell asleep. He is always sleep-shitting every time we come here at 2 am.
by Rbruiz June 17, 2023
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