Sheating

The act of eating while taking a shit,

aka “eating while shitting”, or better put, “An immediate out with the old, and in with the new.”

A: “I love to sheat!”
B: “you love to shit?”

A: “No, I love sheating! Shitting while I eat!”
B: “You sicken me more and more everyday dude.”

by Captaincube January 21, 2026

Shedding

An alternative curse word. A person or situation is so absurd it is shedding reality

“You’ve got to be shedding me” or shortened, “You’ve got to be sheddin me”

by NevetsB January 22, 2026

Sharfing

The act of shitting and barfing at the same time

Omg, I’ve been so sick, I’ve been sharfing all damn day.

by Tooshoes January 24, 2026

Sharping

The act of jerking yourself using two rusty razorblades

My partner Sharps all the time. He loves Sharping

by Gabe Owner 676767 February 13, 2026

Shading

Being clever, witty, silly and fun when getting into an awkward situation, meeting a new person or boss, or presenting a project or group activity.

I see you’ve been shading your way through those group presentations!

Man I wasn’t sure how you would do meeting the new VP of sales but you really shaded your way through that.

by Doylesuckseggs May 14, 2025

Shadding

When you're too stingy to buy something to your significant other, so you steal it from a public/government place

I stole/shadded a rose from central park.
I just felt like shadding

by Razhans_walnuts May 26, 2025

Sharing Credit

If your only role I this is diverting opportunities that should be going to me than you haven't done anything other than that.

Hym "Sharing credit with people who didn't contribute is not something I am going to do."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2025