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half sasquatch 

When you shave one side of your pubes and leave the other side hairy.
“Damn dude that’s a nice half sasquatch”

Slow Squatch 

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting
Slow Squatch by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024

salty Sasquatch 

When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick
The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.

Johnny Sasquatch

When you pull one or both balls out of a girls asshole and you leave her on the sidewalk and the cops catch you walking into the trees
Yo! I pulled a Johnny Sasquatch on Alice last night. In other new I'm due in courth next week.
Johnny Sasquatch by dukasuk November 18, 2025