Harp Seal

A harmless seal which suffers from polar bears.

The Harp Seal is currently suffering through the polar bears.

by World Record of gifting vbucks September 10, 2020

release the seal

The first trip to the bathroom after drinking alcohol. It is the first of many trips during the night. It is often best to wait awhile before performing this act and is often announced to everyone when you go.

"Sorry guys, I gotta go release the seal."
"Where's Billy at? Oh he's releasing the seal."

by fickla August 27, 2006

break the seal

When drinking alcohol ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink.
The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet

Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys"
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."

by Maddo! March 29, 2007

seal

A person who always pops up for attention. Someone who has to make sure they get there two cents in, like a seal barking (ark, ark, ark, ark, ark!)

I was explaining something to Carol when seal had to butt in and give his opinion.

by donkeylobster May 31, 2006

baby seal clubber

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.

Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Seal the deal

After cumming inside a girl you lick the pussy lips and pinch them closed. Like pressing down a envelope.

I can't wait for you to seal the deal in bed with me.

by Lickdaquill January 6, 2021

Clubbing the seal

When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.

Jennifer and I spent a good 45 minutes last night clubbing the seal.

by The Dawgpound March 21, 2008