survive

something that just zacharry scott timothy hamm must do without fail

example: no, not me zach, YOU must survive, like you said you shall

by im just here for the meme December 4, 2019

self service

To take care of oneselfs sexual urges

Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house

by ohdear9762 December 23, 2013

GF services

Girlfriend services. 1. To act like a real girlfriend and provide company and companionship in return for payment or other consideration or gifts. 2. To provide sexual services of a vanilla nature for payment. Unlike PSE (pornstar experience), GF Services excludes hard deep-throat, s&m, water sports or anal sex.

She's not really my actual girlfriend, she's just this girl I pay for GF services when I'm lonely or bored.

by LuigiSqueegee November 15, 2016

p service

Postal Service.

Da p service gotsta be anarcho-rizzled.

by DLL November 20, 2003

human serviette

when you are wiping shit off your ass and you accidentally reach too far with the napkin, thus causing faeces to be wiped onto your hand.

Chads hand smells like shit, I wonder if he's been doing the human serviette.

by Smorf Lord October 23, 2019

foreign service officer

(or f.s.o for short): a deep state neo-patriot engaging in a coup d'etat

the zelensky-trump whistleblower is a real-life foreign service officer, perhaps one of the worst there is.

by Sexydimma November 13, 2019

dooley services

A paid service of which a man pays to stick his Dooley in unique places.

"Dooley services, how may I assist you?"

by Nosaj January 19, 2017