Selfie

A picture taken of yourself that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website. You can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera in which case you can clearly tell that this person does not have any friends to take pictures of them so they resort to Myspace to find internet friends and post pictures of themselves, taken by themselves. A selfie is usually accompanied by a kissy face or the individual looking in a direction that is not towards the camera.

myspace face myspace arm myspace picture Selfie

by SaRAWRR July 29, 2009

Selfish tea

The act of making a cup of tea for oneself within a workplace, whilst completely disregarding any other employees who may also want a tea.

Hey look Jim has made another selfish tea! What a dick.

by Snack! September 19, 2011

Selfie

Proof that the human genome is gradually degrading. This Bieber generation term is used to describe a photo taken by a person wielding a smartphone, with their pre-teen friend twerking in the background.
Not really considered an actual word by anyone with an IQ higher than 5, Selfie/Selfy is really more of a sound. A fucking horrible sound.

Jess: I'm'a take a selfie
John: Somebody take this bitch's phone.

by Chainsaw 0352 June 26, 2014

Self-Partnered

Society dictates that being single means you just haven't met the right person, therefore:

Single implies you are looking for a relationship.

Self-Partnered implies you are happy & content with yourself and are not looking for a relationship.

Man: "Do you have a partner?"
Woman: "No, I don't"
Man: "So you are single then?"
Woman: "Actually I am Self-Partnered
Man:"Oh, so you are not looking for a relationship"
Woman: "Exactly"
Man: "Okay, cool"

by Whiskey&Donuts November 9, 2019

Self Help Manual

An item of literature that aids relaxation

Playboy, Penthouse, Razzle, The Pants and Bra section of Littlewoods catalogue, The back of a Special K box, family holiday photos could all be used as a self help manual

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Self Dutch Oven

The act of trapping one's own, rancid flatulence under covers, and inhaling deeply. Typically performed by members of the male gender who secretly enjoy the smell of their own gas, and encourage their more evolved partners to break wind.

Synonym: To Buck; To give oneself a Harry

" I don't mind my farts, I kind of like them. I self dutch oven from time to time. Go ahead and just fart will you!"

by webabunti September 19, 2016

Self-diagnoser

A DID system wannabe who thinks it's quirky to have mental illness. They have traits similar to a twitter user, thinking that anybody who has common sense and goes against their wrongdoings is a dipshit while being an actual dipshit in the process.

They also have a habit of making up excuses, common ones being "I can't afford a doctor" or "Doctor scawy" or "I did ten minutes of research and did two sketchy tests and lied on all of them, so that means I do have DID!" It's basically just some edgy teens on twitter or Danganronpa discord servers with the mentality of a Facebook conspiracy theorist

Person actually diagnosed with autism : "Please get a doctor you fatherless Self-diagnoser"
Self-diagnoser : "No you're wrong and I'm right wawawwawawwawwaw"

by walfupunch February 16, 2022