You lay your woman down, spread her legs, and prepare your "troops" for battle. You have all you need, a can of Crisco and no Trojan. At this point, her vagina is now like Niagra Falls. You salute your veiny soldier and send him into the battle field, but you come to realize that your soldier is packing too much heat. Only his tip enters the promise land filled with sweet, nectar dripping manna. but your soldier is persistent, he tries for fifteen seconds but does not fit. He is forced to retreat. The soldier is proud of his gerth but at the same time is disappointed in the fail. His ticket has been punched to the blue ball express because you penetrated but did not recieve the angelic explosion of sex.
by The Walrus 7373/ Ginger Lariat June 27, 2011
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Man: You read the Times huh? You read the New Republic?
Person: Uhh, I’ve heard of it.
Man: Well I was reading that, and it’s interesting ’cause what is says is that you don’t know what the f*ck you’re talking about.
Woman: I want a raise!
Man: Your good, get better and stop asking for things.
A: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
B: Who cares?
Person: Uhh, I’ve heard of it.
Man: Well I was reading that, and it’s interesting ’cause what is says is that you don’t know what the f*ck you’re talking about.
Woman: I want a raise!
Man: Your good, get better and stop asking for things.
A: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
B: Who cares?
by SirEgo July 6, 2010
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A secretly scheduled day when all high school seniors skip school and do something else. It is usually around the end of the school year, and it is usually on a day where nothing is really happening, or around a holiday.
Senior #1: Hey, when is Senior Skip Day?
Senior #2: Johnnie told me it was Friday, May 15th. What should we do that day?
Senior #1: I don't know. Maybe we could see if we can drive out of town for the four-day weekend
Senior #2: Johnnie told me it was Friday, May 15th. What should we do that day?
Senior #1: I don't know. Maybe we could see if we can drive out of town for the four-day weekend
by IzzyBella^^ March 30, 2009
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by Anonymous February 1, 2003
Get the serious mug.Sergio is a small young man with a killer bod. Legs of steal and biceps as big as they get. Sergio is sweet and caring. All the girls fall for him and even the guys. Overall Sergio’s are one of the best types of people you’ll ever meet and you’re lucky to have on in your life.
They’re also a bit gay but hey gay is ok
They’re also a bit gay but hey gay is ok
by LaLaLaly\^0^/ June 11, 2018
Get the Sergio mug.that group of senior girls in high school that every one wanted to be with or be. these girls are completely out of control and have lost all of their morals along with their clothes. they consume large amounts of alcohol on a daily basis and don't give a fuck what other people think of them.
by Ash-ah-lee July 14, 2007
Get the senior bitches mug.The year of high school I never experienced because I dropped out in the 11th grade. Yeah, fuck it all. GED and community college all the way.
by mylittlelife September 11, 2014
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