scousers

scousaa's rnt robbin lil cunts allrite!
n alsoo der nt:
smelly!
drugies!
sluts,slags or CAM WHORES!

n soo fkn wot iv ppl bounce rnd in trakys, all lads shud wear:
timberland tracky (black)
north face coat (black)
black gloves
black lowie
trainies :P

nt like those swetty ugly wools n mancs wiff der: (gurls)
slak bak jelled hair in a fkn bun sittin on der edd
big fake gold earings in
a rebok traky jacket on wiff a belly top n a slutyy skirt n trainies haha lol

whaa mancs n wools wear: (boiis)
swetty lil rebok trakys white <<<---WTF! lol
gay trainies (lotto)
jelled hair EEE!

SCOUSAA WURDS!
BOSS / GREAT
LARR / MATE/FRIEND
BIZZIES / POLICE
BEVVEED / DRUNK
SPLIFF / ROLIIE
JOINT / SPLIFF WII WEED OR ROCKY
GARYZZ / ECSTADY
FIT! / SHEXII, GAWJUSS, MEE!
DIVVY / STUPIID
SMELLY,SWETTY, DICKLESS FUKERS / MANCS
L.F.C <<<---- CHAMPOINS!

LIVAAPOOL ROCKS!!!

SAYINZZ:
runnin rnd likee a *blue assed fly*
eeee luks likee daa unchbak ov *notradam!*
eeee's gtta *mouwf* likee a parish oven
mee gobs (mouwf) like thaa bottum ovv a *burdcage!*
mee *nosee* is runnin like a glass blowaa ass!
bald asaa melon!
yaa as *awkwad* ass yaa 'alf daft daaa
eee's gtta *personality* likea lumpaa dog shit!

GOO SICK !

SCOUSERS RULE !

by CHARLOTTE&&ELLE January 13, 2008

Razor Scootering

The most hated sport in the world, But yet, 90% of the world will love Razor Scootering once they realize how easy and fun it is to ride one. More so recognizable as the new "bike".

Lover:Hey did you here about that new sport Razor Scootering?

Hater:No, what the fuck is that? Sounds dumb.
Lover:It's the new sport that i'm thinking of starting to do. Seems like much fun.
Hater: LOL fucking homo.
Lover: You'll be the one crying once i'm sponsered and you'll still be begging people for money so you can by drugs.
Hater:Fuck you.

by smellykidssmellingkids November 28, 2009

Scooter Fag

Someone who rides scooters. Can be called scooterists and scooterers. Scooter fags are in scooter teams that compete with each other in scooter fights. The word was originated by two girls from Jackson, NJ when all their friends started scootering and started teams. Can be considered an insult.

"Ew, look at those scooter fags over there like they're something," said Cindy.

by Luvs to Scoot June 5, 2007

scooter bitch

A female who rides on the back of a bad-ass Harley.

"I'm gonna go find me a scooter bitch for the big ride", said Darryl.

by kendallzemp June 15, 2005

Pooter Scooter

A wheel chair that you can sit in move around, but you can also hover over the toliet and go to the restroom.

Grandma needs to use a "Pooter Scooter now.

by GiGi Bug December 9, 2008

scooter

the coolest dog in the world

"hey scooter get your punk ass off the couch"

by addicted_2_gummibears April 25, 2005

SCOUSER

Scousers are residents of Liverpool England who are heavily and harshly stereotyped by everyone in england generally because..............The stereotypes are true.They thieve mug murder and Rape people because they need the money coz they haven't got a job and Liverpool was the birth place of the chavs (scallys).The majority are die hard Liverpool FC fans and the educated part of Liverpool are everton fans. Usually saying the phrase "Calm Down" repeatedly or saying "A" repeatedly.Tend to drink alot would round the shit infested streets looking forward to gyro day so they can go to the pub and get battered straight after they get there money

"A gaz thtscouse twats running away with your bike"

Scouser A:"U wanna make something of it A"

Scouser B"A A A A A come on then"

Scouser C:" Oi lads come on Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down"

by Reeviero March 23, 2008