schrödinger's emoticon

An emoticon that expresses the way anonymous users can make you feel great and next drag you to the pits of Hell.

schrödinger's emoticon is in my username because Reddit givith and Reddit taketh away.

by tvdBULLET March 5, 2015

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A person who unfunny dumbasses think says offensive thing and only says they're jokes when the don't land, but in reality they were always jokes and your just the group buzzkill

That Schrödinger's Douchebag said hippity hoppity women are property and only says its a joke when I get offended.

by unfunny individual December 27, 2020

Schrödinger's shit

When you sit on the toilet not knowing if it's truly a shit, or just going to be a fart.

I spent too much time taking a Schrödinger's shit today... I could've been doing other things...

by Paper_man July 6, 2016

Schrodinger's pizza

A Pizza box with no labels or logos to signify where it is from or what company made it.

John found a Schrodinger's pizza on the table during the party.

by [HotPocket] January 4, 2019

Schrodinger's Forskin

The phenomenon when you don't know whether someone is circumcised or uncircumcised.

Girl 1: "...yeah it was just kind of a schrodinger's forskin kinda situation."
Girl 2: "ohhh so did you ever find out if we was circumcised or not?"
Girl 1: "no not yet"

by Papa Mike November 6, 2019

schrodinger's bruh

you put a cat in a box and it'll experience a bruh moment but at the same time the bruh moment didn't happen

I can't decide wether this is a bruh moment or not, guess it's a schrodinger's bruh.

by speedwagongaming69 November 10, 2020

Schrödinger's Dildo

When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.

Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!

by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 17, 2020