stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...

Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...

by Tata Nalles April 7, 2007

Stop it B

Like "Stop it 5" or "Stop it, man" it means "stop that crazy, ridiculous, fucked up thing you're saying" -- with some added flourish. And like the "5" in Stop it 5," the "B" may once have referred to the Bloods street gang, or just may just be short for "blood."

Stop it B is also a popular catchphrase used by comedian Felonious Munk.

"Stop it B... You ain't all that, and none o' those shorties are interested in your broke ass."

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I think I'm gonna vote for Michelle Bachmann. them crazy eyes is sexy.

Just stop it B... You are not that crazy...

by YidYetti August 15, 2011

Stop and Drop

The act of putting in Visine or some other red eye relief aid at a traffic light or stop sign. Usually quick and precise.

Man, i got blitzed before I went to work and forgot to put Visine in, luckily I'm a master and the stop and drop.

by MilesFresh May 28, 2010

stop sign chicken

when two vehicles approach a 4 way stop intersection simultaneously and both believe they have right away and continue to proceed, only to find they are both on a collision course, one driver eventually bails out and allows the other to pass, losing the game of stop sign chicken.

Yesterday I was cruising with my boy after a sales call when some Yo had the audacity to take me as some sort of chump and proceed through our intersection when much to his dismay I whooped that ass at a good ol fashion game of stop sign chicken putting him on notice that I don't back down.

by AXFX November 11, 2010

Stop and go traffic

When a male attempts to perform the act of urination and suddenly a turtle head approaches the end of the cave. Immediately rendering the urinater to pinch it off resulting in failing to push out the pee. This creates the same effect as stop and go traffic battling to push out urine and simultaneously pinch off a loaf.

Example 1: Damnit, i can't piss cause i'm too busy clenching cheek, stupid stop and go traffic.

by Cam_shaft January 4, 2012

stop the madness

Refrain from ones usual hijinks or tomfoolery

Karl: Ms.Blurkplett, how much would you pay to never blink again?
Ms.Bjorkapint: oh, stop the madness

by Drippy sparf February 1, 2016

stop being a cunt

Another way of saying stop being a pussy, vagina, jizz hole, twat and other terms for vagina

Garry stop being a cunt and jump off the bloody rock

by mothafucka_muff January 25, 2017