Royal Hang

When a Royal or posh person thinks it’s appropriate to hang onto a ridiculously receeded hairline despite the fact that their attempts at a bouffant look utterly terrible.

Holy shit - check out the Royal hang on that slap head! He needs to put some jam on his eyebrows and invite his hairline down for tea!

by JC1210 October 28, 2017

royal shaft

Royal shaft is when you get treated badly or unfairly by someone else. so if anybody says to you "why you giving me the royal shaft" then it is because you made them mad or been a jerk.

wicked guy: hey your mom is a stupid whore

grease guy: hey man why you giving me the royal shaft?

by johannyukamual March 11, 2018

Royal Dutch

The combination of a Dutch rudder and a posh wank...

I'm meeting Dave for a royal dutch tonight

by Damonicus December 13, 2017

Abortnite royale

When your friend got a kill streak of two in one shot and paid to win + stop spawn camping

Husband: Hes cracked there’s only one left
Wife: Got em
Husband: LETS GO W ABORTNITE ROYALE

by Riles.x2 May 21, 2023

Royal Exit

When your roommates wake up before your one night stand does and escort them to the door whilst heckling them.

I wanted to call her but they gave her a royal exit before I could get her number.

by tophatfox June 16, 2017

royale cum

when you get that sweet win and you can't help but jizz everywhere

me: i was so close to getting that victory royale
henry: nope the royale cum is all mine

by hurseoclock March 26, 2019

royal rimjob

The act of eating your partners ass while simultaneously pushing her head into a toilet and flushing it

Last night I gave my wife a ROYAL RIMJOB

by JamNJme May 13, 2018