California roller dog is the act of replacing gas station hot dogs with steamy, solid, and rigid turds.
Last Friday night me and ole Ricky mosied on down to the 7/11 on the corner and delivered em the California roller dogs they didn’t know they needed.
by Larry the hog squeeler May 15, 2024
by Fornicatión August 29, 2017
That one hot girl on roller skates at the skate park.
She doesn't give a shit about what the rest of us think, she just shreds.
Skaters call her Roller Girl but we wish we knew her name.
She doesn't give a shit about what the rest of us think, she just shreds.
Skaters call her Roller Girl but we wish we knew her name.
Guy 1: Damn, there's the Roller Girl again.
Guy 2: Shit, I didn't even know you could do that on roller skates.
Guy 2: Shit, I didn't even know you could do that on roller skates.
by Anonymous_Dictionary_User August 06, 2018
Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"
by HannerBananers July 11, 2010
A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
by Haddizzle October 07, 2022
A Splatoon gaming team with multiple wins and scrim records including every season of LUTI and playing in the E3 world championships. Without the roller blades Splatoon would not even exist.
If the world we're ever to end, I would die with my arms around my Roller Blades signed Splatoon poster.
by Sakurai Sensei May 15, 2019