Priest River

A town in northern Idaho, manly noted for its failing lumber industry, streets with no sidewalks, and its hate for people from California. It is also known as the shithole between the annoying assholes from Spokane Washington and the gorgeous haven of Priest Lake.The best place to eat is Mac's, a local gas station. If you don't own an ATV or a gun, there isn't much to do. and the internet is slow as fuck. the people who drive through often say "hey, that looks like a town, only smaller"

Priest River passed a law outlawing education, liberalism, and black people.

by OrignalWolf May 18, 2011

Rivercide

A tragic kingdom in southern California owned by a clueless king who controls the city council.
The city's most lucrative "cash crop" seems to be citrus, but arguably, it is more likely methamphetamine. This town is notorious for unsolved murders, racist cops, serial rape production, and emphysema causing air pollution.

Fly out Rivercide and see for yourself. We're friendly!

by Mambo, Genghis Con-Job, and Lisamonkey~ December 15, 2008

Elk River

A place in Minnesota, that has the mississppi going through it.

I live in Elk River, Minnesota.

by Jace Lynne June 11, 2011

Spirit River

A small hick town in the shittiest area of Canada. Live there if you like extra chromosomes and alcoholism.

In Spirit River, he's yer uncle and yer daddy!

by Le bougeosie April 21, 2011

River Digger

One who digs in their vagina and removes their discharge.

that girl in english class is such a river digger. i saw her digging in her vagina

by lancer949049560 August 13, 2009

Elk River High School

Elk River High School is probably one of the worst places ever. If you call some one a name here they will go vape and cut themselves in the bathroom like the emo fuck they are. If a thots ass is hanging out you get your shit clapped for pointing it out. Literally everyone that goes here has an iq of 2.5

Shit I have to go to Elk River High school I hope I don’t see any emos there they might eat my cat or sum shit

by Literally god nigga June 4, 2019

riverbank

"The city of Action" an were not talkin good action were talk police enforcement "action"... this Mexican infested town has the best taquorias known to man... they dont give u the shits like taco trucks do either...

hey ur wearin red... opps ur dead

by Justin Stewart January 21, 2005