rape drapes

Any drapes that you hang over your window to block out all light. Also called sex-for-certain-curtains.

That creep next door always has his lights off. No, he just has rape drapes.

by gjohnso October 6, 2010

academic rape

when your professor fucks you over so you actually fail your final worth 85%.

I definitely failed that exam. It was academic rape in the purest form. How could you Sid.

by krnz998740 December 9, 2019

Space Rape

Space rape is a simple action when some dumb ass alien hobos rape you for fun.
It is not mandatory that they are hobos, but it most situations that is the case.
A very very common situation you can get yourself in while sucking your won dick.

American Dad conversation :
Stan: We will never know what happened to Jeff.

Roger: Space Rape

by kurzavas September 6, 2013

flatulatory rape

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.

We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!

by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011

Punch Rape

When you throw a non stop barrage of punches at someone until you can’t swing anymore.

That guy tried to start on me so I shown him what punch rape was

by GetYourFingerOutMyBumNow March 19, 2021

Spatulatory Rape

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

rape van

A certain type of van with no windows on the sides, usually from the 70's or 80's, and in poor asthetic condition. Implies that it is the type of ride often chosen by a rapist.

"How's Tony gonna pick up any trim driving around in that damn rape van!"

by titmouse August 1, 2006