top ramen cooch

When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.

I gave Sandy a top ramen cooch last night

by Fecal slayer December 1, 2016

ramen

Delicious and versatile meal consisting of a brick of noodles that need cooked(trust me on that) and a sauce pack that is measured to make 1 brick of noodles taste better.

if you drain it and add kethup it becomes spaghetti.
eat it as soup ramen.
eat just the noodles.

by wildbill8135 May 24, 2009

Ramen

delicious noodles that are insanely cheap and incredibly filling. the pronunciation varies among people: rah-men, ram-men, ray-men etc. The correct way to say it is ram-men.

Heather: Oh man i want some delicious ramen noodles with soy sauce!
Erin: Or we could have some rah-men with vinegar and hot sauce!
Heather: You pronounced it wrong, but I forgive you because this stuff is delicious.

by Flipping Awesome December 29, 2010

Ramenometer

A leading economic indicator of the state of one's financial situation. The quantity of Ramen you are eating is inversely proportional to the amount of cash in your bank account.

Dude, I can't go to the movies when the ramenometer has been pegged for months.

by Momofuku October 23, 2012

ramenthusiast

1. A food enthusiast who particularly enjoys Japanese Ramen. If outside Japan, they are often driven by the quest to find the most authentic ramen closest in preparation, ingredients and flavor to that as found in Japan.

2. A ramen connouisseur that does not consider so-called "instant" or packaged ramen an acceptable substitute for "real" ramen.

"My friend Paul and I are such ramenthusiasts, we waited in line for an hour outside a newly-opened ramen place to test if it is authentic."

by steampowered May 9, 2013

Ramen

1. Something to explode your kidneys.

2. A delicious meal.

3. Food.

I love ramen.

by Cutecookie231410 May 18, 2014

Ramen

A code word used for Marijuana by many people. The purpose is so one can openly discuss the subject in public, or around those who don't advocate the consumption because people will simply think you are talking about the delicious instant lunch, Ramen Noodles. (ie: parents, religious leaders, or pigs)

Based on the logic that you cook Ramen Noodles in a "pot," and consume ramen in a "bowl."

Brad: Hey Jessica, wanna go pick up some ramen after school?
Jessica: Sure dude, lets eat a huge bowl! ;)
Brad: Sweet, we can eat in my barn.

by Casanovlea March 31, 2015