explosive queef

When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.

"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"

by captainmarshall1 July 12, 2014

Song queef

When you hardcore blurt out the wrong song lyrics to a song when it comes on

I song queefed that 90s song during our sing a long

by Waredjilliams August 25, 2018

sleepy queef

A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness

While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef

by Sleepyqueefin1 March 18, 2016

Queef Heaving

The Sport of idaho Where a potato is inserted into the vagina and farted (or) Queefed out aiming for a target...

Hey Bri Wanna Play A Round Of Queef Heaving?

by Shaniqua Russet Avenue July 29, 2008

jungle queef

a tropical vaginal fart

That black chick just made a pussy noise.
Yeah dude, that was a jungle queef.

by 8ballstud November 08, 2008

Queef Mist

A fine spray emitted from a woman's wet vagina when she queefs.

I was going down on Amie when she blasted me in the face with her onion scented queef mist.

by GerbilMuncher November 18, 2009

chief queef

the queen of queefs; one who queefs regularly

"Man, do you know Bailey?"
"Oh you mean Chief Queef?"

by ckess2 December 05, 2015