Procrastination

What you are doing right now by reading this definition.

I'll write this sentence later, not that this is procrastination or anything.

by Spider._.Webster June 12, 2017

Procrastination

An essential thing to do during projects.

I mean, the project is due in 2 days... but I'm the greatest procrastinator in the world. I'll do it tomorrow. Procrastination king!

by ZappingThunder June 1, 2018

Justified Procrastination

When someone tries to makes their procrastinating seem right by making up fake benefits in their head.

"Studying at 10:00 pm the night before a test helps the subject stay fresh in my mind."

"don't lie to yourself dude, you're using justified procrastination so you an play cod tonight."

by randomsteaksauce March 3, 2011

Procrasticat

Noun - A cat that occurs when work needs accomplished. It can be in the form of a drawing, photo or real.

I had four papers to write when suddenly, a procrasticat appeared in my head and I had to draw it.

by meowzabeth December 5, 2011

procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.

"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."

by Malacanadian July 12, 2012

procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation

I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.

by jewboy89 May 15, 2013

poocrastinate

When you procrastinate by taking an extra long time in the bathroom.

Guy 1: Hey where's Jim we need to get this project finished?

Guy 2: I don't know man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He's probably just trying to poocrastinate.

Guy 1: Typical Jimmy....

by lanaumass December 9, 2013