Preston

Preston- An undiscovered gem in bed, darker hair, blue eyes and beautiful lips. Everything a female would want in a man. Although his cute smile can turn into a soul deprecating stare, real quick.

I would let Preston do anything to me

by Dhdodj December 2, 2021

Prestoning

Prestoning is the act of quitting many things.

Guy 1: Did you hear? x just quit four series!
Girl 1: So they're Prestoning?
Guy 1: Yup. Prestoning.

by Shinyeevee May 23, 2016

Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

preston

freaking gay

you're a preston

by yourtruly42 May 20, 2025

Preston

Preston is the best city in England if not planet earth, is is so good because Preston is the hq of pregnant teenagers, chavs, roadmen and shank party’s.

Wow, i was in preston and i counted 69 pregnant teenagers and saw 11 shank party’s what a great place!!!

by Thisis_luc May 5, 2019

Preston

Preston is a guy who just knows.

Preston: Did you know that there are types of Orcas that attack boats and purposely pull of the rudders?
Jasmine: Really? How do you know this?
Preston: haha, It's just something I know

by Jaztastical November 3, 2023

jeffrey preston bezos

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023