Shoot n’ pooters 

Similar to “aw shucks” or “damn”.

Basically means, shoot me in the ass.

Madeline: we have to go to the DMV for your registration

Jacob: shoot n’ pooters!

Shoot n’ pooters by maderall November 30, 2022

poopergency 

The act of having to take an emergency poop. Unexpected poop trouble.

Bill was speed because he had a poopergency.

poopergency by Dr. Poopenstein April 20, 2010

Pooper Necker

This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.

"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."

Pooper Necker by snarftits September 17, 2014

poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious 

to have a wonderful time pooping!!

did you have a poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious on the toilet???!!!!!!!

poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019

pooberty 

When puberty is bigger than life. When it's so hard that you can't stand your own mood. It included hunger pains, growing pains, sass and whining. You think it just might go on forever and so it's extending out the vowels and consonants for this word. POO-ber-dee Could also be a moment where nobody can understand you and what you are going through. Parents just don't get it.

Nate doesn't want to do his homework and is throwing himself on the floor and saying he's hangry and he can't deal with his family. Although he just finished dinner. They just don't understand him and what he's going through.

His mother says, "Nate has a bad case of pooberty today doesn't he?"

pooberty by Ruby Z January 24, 2020

Poofter Trails

A dirt trail with minimal elevation ridden buy mountain bikers generally containing small undulations and uncomplicated obstacles.

This type of trail seriously impacts one’s progression and is only ridden at 5.30 am in the dark for fitness by supreme riders who have time constraints. The other 99% consider these types of trails fun and exhilarating and a good proving ground for their e-bike or 15k custom build on finance.

Trails that are ridden by poofters.

"Mate did you want to go and hit up that new local track" "fuck riding those poofter trails"

Poofter Trails by Pricky-Price June 24, 2020

pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)

Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!

pooberry tea by your local anime girl November 9, 2020