piss twitch 

The shudder or shiver you have during or immediately after urination.

I just did a piss twitch...sprayed the wall and covered me leg!

piss twitch by The brothers filth September 16, 2007

Piss Fit 

A condition that is very common in Australia.
When an individual drinks a large amount of alcohol on a regular basis they get conditioned to the point that hangovers and side effects hardly ever occur and multiple beverages of various alcoholic mixes do not make them feel too drunk to function properly or nauseous.

see how many beers Azza sculled last night?” - “yeah that cunt’s fucking piss fit”

Piss Fit by CYCD September 9, 2011

piss up

to get pissed, kaylied, blathered, wrecked, to get drunk, origonated from english pissheads and said anywhere where english folk have been, the irish who speak english, and aussies say it aswel. the gaelic would be a shousha. other ways a sayin pissed, kaylied, blathered, drunk, pissed up,

theres the english saying "ya carr organise a piss up in a brewery"
means you can't do shit.

English: yo wanna goo for a pissup, c'mon get kaylied
irish man: Iye les'ave a shousha
cockney: ya gettin brahms n list, arl join ya alwhite.
aussie: ahhhyeah, arrm pissfit alrighte
welshe:ire gonna gert me a pynte
irish man: ahhhhh I dunno where d'fu Iam
aussie: ahhhh me neitha, pissed up
welshe: where the fu am I, who am I
english: now thats a piss up,

piss up by paul hinton May 14, 2006

piss ass 

piss ass is used when you are describing something that is junk or and piece of shit.

"look at that little piss ass car over there"

piss ass by SteelerFan86 November 4, 2007

piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar. 

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar. by fuguez September 26, 2009

Piss-elegant

A pretentious, actually quite tasteless, attempt at good taste.

"I see Madonna's started talking in an English accent. Talk about piss-elegant"

Piss-elegant by Fergal April 2, 2007

piss funny 

when something is so funny that you literally piss yourself laughing.

dude 1: did you see the sketch that billy connolly did about putting a condom on inside out?

dude 2: haha, yeah it was piss funny.

piss funny by Jonny Foxwell September 26, 2007