jerk pizza

n. Also known as dionysian jerk pizza. A ritual pie, ordered and delivered from dominoes or pizza hut by low-IQ and young men who are collectively insecure about their sexuality and who are members of a 20th-21st century phenomena called "Fraternities" (otherwise known as "places of institutionalized date-rape"). These men are typically the sons of wealthy imperialists who made their fortunes off the backs of immigrant labor. The pie or pizza is used as an initiation tool by the older of the young men. The youngest initiates in the group are forced to stand around the pizza and stroke their penises until semen ejaculates from their ramrods and covers the pie. Then the last initiate to ejaculate is forced to eat the pie. Many a sociological study have pondered why the last to ejaculate is forced to eat the pie, since most in the fraternity caste system tend to frown upon "one minute miracles" when it comes to ejaculating in a female. How this behavior continues to be encouraged by fraternity men has baffled scientists and philosophers alike for the last two centuries.

"Make that freshman fuckhead eat the jerk pizza dude! Huh Huh Ha Ha!"

by FTD May 24, 2005

Pizza Slap

When you make some frozen pizzas and don't tell your friend about it. He/ she got pizza slapped

Yo this pizza is so good! Martensen got pizza slapped!

by Skamikazy August 13, 2010

road pizza

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.

dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

Chocolate Pizza

When two people are drunk fucking doggy style and the person on top vomits in the others ass and the person on the bottom shits all over creating a, "chocolate pizza."

"Dude last night we were wasted and made a chocolate pizza..."

by oshizzle February 28, 2009

Free pizza

The act of having sex with someone you find unattractive just for the sake of getting laid.

"You had sex with that?!"
"Um...yeah. You never pass up free pizza!"

by JimmyJamesLovesYou November 11, 2011

Pineapple pizza

A circle of bread that satanists eat as they dance around a fire. Eating pineapple pizza is a sin.

Hey kids... wanna eats some.... pineapple pizza??

by Anna Krapler February 3, 2019

Crusty pizza

A revolting picture of a woman's genital region suffering from the advanced stages of an apparent fungal infection. Primarily used as a "shock image" in the vein of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party by message boards such as the esteemed Vestibule.

I'd coolnerd15 doesn't stop his Jr. Mod BS, I will have crusty pizza sit on his face!

by Grug88 January 13, 2005