pulling a peter

creating excitement around a certain event but then later ditching those who agreed to come for no good reason

"hey wheres peter, he told us to meet him here at 9"

"fuck, he just called and said he has to play drums at a retirement home"

"god. thats the third time hes pulling a peter this month"

by ryan47 December 08, 2007

peter grant

The 400 lb manager to Led Zeppelin, who cut their deal at Atlantic and scored all those sweet bonuses.
Often refered to as "the fifth member".

Peter Grant did work.

by imaje February 06, 2008

peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.

Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)

by geniusH August 06, 2006

peter tongs

The gripping devices found opposite the end of the arm that is connected to a shoulder

Grandma always said "wash your peter tongs before you eat"

Dude , thats just wrong ,keep your peter tongs off of my beer !

by boobookittyfucker May 06, 2010

peter chao

Hilarious asian comedian making his way from youtube videos into the comedy scene!

That peter chao is a stupid assahole, but he is one funny mudafucka! He also likes to hit the mudabitches.

Chao outside... mudafucka!!

by TightFightnig September 22, 2009

Peter Pusher

A male whom pushes his peter in things. (Aka Every male ever.)

i push peter sweeter and more completer then any other peter pusher around.

by Peter P Jr. October 27, 2017

pulling a peter

To fail, create gurgly noises, or make bad, awkward jokes. Synonym for "fail."

I made so many gurgles in Buddhist meditation today. It wasn't even funny how many peter's I pulled!

David: That's not funny.
Peter: Yes it is!
David: Stop pulling a peter.

by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010