Pentaccostal

The infamous ultra-pushy hypocritical religious organization that makes you feel almost forcibly delayed ("accosted") when their overzealous members arrogantly approach you about joining their faith and/or attending their services, yet they themselves perform acts of blatant dishonesty and aggressive rudeness that even an openly-hardened atheist would probably never do. Can also loosely refer to any form of unwanted religion-based harassment, no matter from what denomination.

Redneck Teenager: I have to take an alternate route to the lake when I go fishing on the weekend, so that I don't get pentaccostaled by the local bible-thumpers.

by QuacksO January 13, 2017

pentony

The act of being disabled or handicapped.

Hey, I seen sean the other day he's so pentony!

by Heywdc February 22, 2017

Pentacostal fuck

People who believe the pentecost is a national rape-your-mother holiday.

I've heard that the pentacostal fuck are targeting 5ft brunettes with size B cups.

by Bad C dev August 26, 2021

Pents

Basically a great big sausage fest, generally around Christmas time with work colleagues.

Yo man we going to the pents this year?

Yeah course blood we do it every year.

by LGIM Corey November 13, 2013

pentagon

a male or female with 5 girlfriends/boyfriends that don't know about each other.

This guy has 5 girlfriends all at different schools and they've never found out about the pentagon he is.

by nancy george October 5, 2006

pentalmental

undifined mental blockage of the mind and heart

pentalmental distruction

by ajax101 May 25, 2009

Pentagon of Power

a group of 5 couples fucking arranged in the shape of a pentagon while the men high-five like an 'eiffel tower' and the girls make-out..

*optional* have someone hang over you like an airplane to make the pentagon more realistic.

hey bro, that pentagon of power last night was the shit!

by somerandomslut September 1, 2011