Putting Sauce on my Nachos

When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.

"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."

by denseb0nerforest February 5, 2018

Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

by JLuc14 August 1, 2018

Putting in the hat

This is not a saying but people with Asbergers think it is

Jordan: I’m putting in the hat
Everyone else: Whhaaaattt???

by Jimmy69420 January 1, 2019

Putting paper in the frying pan

A phrase used towards a person starting shit for no reason.

"Dave you've only had two pints, stop putting paper in the frying pan"

by Fat60yearoldNigeriansexkiller April 21, 2019

Puttin err down through town

The act of pressing the accelerator to the floor in a metropolitan area. Usually resulting in increased speed and accompanied by the purr or sputter of the engine. Best done in a late model Crown Vic at 3 in the morning over rail road tracks.

Take it easy man your puttin err down through town right now, I’m not tryna get pulled over .

by Desert lightning May 31, 2019

putthemuthafuvkincandybarbackfoibeatyaassinthisgotdamnstore

what your mom says when you ask for candybar and you haven't been or she there to get a few things

Mom: "I said put it back"

You: "But Mom..."

Mom:" I said

putthemuthafuvkincandybarbackfoibeatyaassinthisgotdamnstore"

by rirenel June 19, 2019

Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.

Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019