Unionville Parents

just a bunch of mercedes drivin, crossant eatin, dog wielding, fur coat wearing, McMansion livin bitches

unionville parents sux

by kennettisawesome January 14, 2009

PARENTRIARCH

A "parentriarch" is a single parent who is successfully assimilating four roles as a parent; patriarch, father, matriarch, mother.

Ryan is such a parentriarch throwing the end of year party after coaching his daughter's team with his demanding career!

by sophiargrande February 10, 2013

Parenting

A word parents use to describe to their kids so they can manipulate their kids. Usually parents that use this word are control freaks.

It’s called parenting, Look it up.

by YungHumor November 28, 2018

Parvej

parvej

Roadman with a massive phallic

Dench little shit ready to shank anyone and a dumb guy
Has many hidden secrets

That guy is a parvej nahh just look at him he's hard I dont wanna mess with him

by unknown_T September 9, 2020

Parent Tax

The handful of food taken by the parent who purchased the food for their child.

"Why are there so many tots missing, Mom?"
"I had to take some for my parent tax, sorry. You'll start to get your refund when you have kids too."

by Sonic Drive-In March 8, 2023

Joystick Parenting

As with video games, joystick parents want to dictate and control every aspect of the children's lives. Hence the term ‘joystick’. However, there is very little joy to be had by children when they are parented in this manner.

Can also be high-schoolers, or even in some depressing cases, college students living at home.

Nate's parents use joystick parenting because they keep track of his bank records, ground him from his phone, listen to all his voicemails, check his e-mail, check his facebook messages, get copies of his work schedule, check his phone records to make sure he is working at those times, control where he is allowed to drive, and also control which girls he is allowed to date, or even allowed to talk to for that matter.

by fifafriedman May 3, 2010

parentalia

A teen-ager; or young adult's parents. It ends in talia because they are attached to you, and would like to think they are in command (like other talias).

Dude, you wanna go to Vegas over Thanksgiving? Yeah I want to but I think the parentalia would kill me if I didn't show up for turkey day.

by T Jizzle September 30, 2007