parsonified

To be objectified or to be married.

"You shall quickly be parsonified." Gilbert and Sullivan, The Pirates of Penzance.

by snoopyisawesome December 19, 2011

Parco

a guy whos rude and basically doesnt have parents. He doesnt go to school, and he's not even 18 yet. He spends his day drinking and smoking by himself. His aim in life is to screw girls, use them and screw them over to make them sad.

Moe: Is that a parco?
Hy: A parco yuck there so sad!

by bonogotabono March 11, 2020

sex parlour

brothel.

Despite having a beautiful wife at home, he is addicted to visiting sex parlours.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011

Hardcore Parkour

What the cool kids do. Can be messing around acting hardXcore or just chillin'.

Jack: Yo dude, what you up to 2nite then?
Jim: Doin' some hardcore parkour. You?
Jack: Just Xbox. I guess I'm not as rad or gnarly as you.

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(Phil jumps onto a ketchup packet and it sprays all over a year 7)

Fred: Dude that is SO Hardcore Parkour.

by I AM GNARLY May 8, 2010

January 6 Pardon

The right-wing fringe theory that the sooner the Insurrectionist-in-Chief is reinstated as president, who lost a “stolen” 2020 election, the better it will be for the hundreds of presently imprisoned or GPS-tracked-and-monitored “American Patriots,” who have faith that a presidential pardon would exonerate them from their violent attack on the Capitol.

Which is more likely: a January 6 pardon, or the names of the 45th US President and his morally bankrupt GOP lawmakers-supporters in the Book of Life?

by MathPlus July 9, 2021

Parson Brown

MAC MILLER

we keep pushing your buttons (prod. Parson Brown)

by SapientBlazer April 20, 2021

Parkour

Parkour is a way of movement in which the tracer or traceuse'sbody gets from one place to another by adapting to ones environment in which he or she can overcome obstacles from rails to walls by jumping, leaping, vaulting or using any other parkour techniques in the fastest and most fluid way possible no matter what kind of architecture he or she is facing.

Parkour is often confused by Free running which is a different concept because free running is parkour with more flips and tricks. Though, free running can still be very fun.

Parkour was invented by a French man named David Belle who is now an actor and probably the best traceur ever who now does a little bit of free running (but no he did not invent free running). I believe he invented parkour somewhere around the 90s meaning that parkour is still new to the world. He is still alive as of the year of 2012

Parkour not only involves facing obstacles like fences or rails but also mental ones because it is scary at some points therefore it is a discipline. Parkour is a great way to live life the way it should be: by taking risks. That is why I do it. It also teaches and inspires you to try new things even some that you first thought you would never ever do or try and I tell you this from personal experience. Just do it!

Go to YouTube and watch parkour literally

"Wow! Why is that guy getting past those walls really fast"
" He does parkour"

"Many people call me a monkey or a ninja because I do parkour"

by Adrian001 July 31, 2012