Paint That Vagina

When a male pulls out his penis during intercourse and ejaculates all over a female's vagina.

Yo, dawg, I'm gonna paint that vagina tonight.

by Ruth Less April 19, 2019

French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum

"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."

by ChadhasCancer June 29, 2023

MS Paint

The godliest drawing program. Something that you can use at school, work, your 7 year old cousin's birthday party, etc. It's better than photoshop!

Ben: "I used MS Paint at my brother's b-day party 'cause he's annoying."
Lisa: "Yeah, I feel you."

by Spookycould March 31, 2021

Painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the semen all over the outside of the vagina, almost like painting a canvas.

“I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”.

by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018

dome in the paint

You are in the paint, aka eating pussy...while this is happening you are getting head, hence dome, at the same time..aka 69.

I'm getting dome in the paint,
shorty take a break,

by sinagog September 23, 2012

Paint World

The land you teleport to when you take 15 key bumps of ketamine. Beware, it’s really not as nice as it sounds. But it’s also not as bad as it sounds.

“I’m a fucking painting”
“No you’re not dude. You’re in paint world. It’ll wear off soon but it may feel like 3 years.”

by Treest Mode December 22, 2022