Triple Nooner

When three guys nut on your face while screaming "high noon"

Did you hear Larry got a triple nooner while eating some toast?

by TheFakeChrisPratt August 21, 2017

scabby nooner

Someone who skateboards on their lunch break.

Johnathon always skateboards on his lunch break. He’s such a scabby nooner.

by croughauzer March 23, 2019

The Nooner

When you meet your buddy for lunch and take you hot waitress to the shitter and pull a Chinese Finger Puzzle.

Man, Aaron and I pulled quite the nooner Friday on that vixen bartender at Local Barrel.

by Trout Diddy June 24, 2022

Armed NOBbery

When your sex life all about that thug life.

Origin: Sophie Marshall (holbury house wife).

"I can't wait for Samuel to give me a good armed NOBbery"

by Lucifer's lube June 24, 2023

Brown Nooner

Anal sex on your lunch break.

"Sean and I just had a brown nooner and now my asshole is sore."

by Pink Wiggle February 25, 2024

cooner nooner

a raccoon

them cooner nooners stole my trash!

by gingerninja111 September 28, 2025

Lober on me nober

It’s well... sucking dick. Quick and fast yknow .

Her- what do you want me to do?
You- slober on me nober NOW
Her- ok

by Jayde is ... November 24, 2020