Pop Newton

Sissy when on a date but didn't hook up with him afterwards... she didn't wanna pop newton.

Aimee popped newton so hard when she messed up her job interview at the coffee shop.

Michael said "hey bro don't pop that newton" when he saw his buddy Lev was about to put too much water in the brownie mix.

by med. January 24, 2022

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Cam Newton

IF CAM NEWTON GONNA PROPOSE HOMIE I'LL TAKE THE JEWELZ

Me, Kelsey, over Cam Newton. He be like damn yeah I'm ready to get squirted on.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

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michael newton

A really cool dad

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"

by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022

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Isaac Newton

Our modern understanding of light and colour begins with Isaac Newton (1642-1726) He was the first to invent the rainbow, therefore being one the gayest individuals in history.

“That guy inside that other guy packing fudge over there looks like a giant Isaac Newton”

by Jafleur December 30, 2022

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puce newton

a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.

to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.

by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024

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A Newton

An Asexual and/or aromantic person. It’s referenced by the fact that Sir Isaac Newton never had a wife, kids, and even a romantic partner.

Has no correlation with the unit of force, Newtons.

Bob: How come Eric never had a girlfriend before? He’s 27 years old!

Samuel: Oh, he’s a Newton, he told me. Basically means he’s asexual.

by Thatboinona December 29, 2023

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