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Theory of Negative Mass

A speculative framework proposing the existence of mass with negative value—objects that would accelerate away from force, fall upward in gravity, and exhibit other counterintuitive behaviors. Unlike anti-mass (which might be a distinct property), negative mass is simply mass with a minus sign in the equations. Negative mass would be repelled by positive mass, creating bizarre dynamics: push it away, and it accelerates toward you; pull it toward you, and it accelerates away. The theory has been explored in general relativity, where negative mass could theoretically enable wormholes and warp drives. No negative mass has ever been observed, but the equations allow it—and where equations allow, imagination follows.
Theory of Negative Mass "Push a negative mass object away, and it accelerates toward you. Pull it toward you, and it flees. Negative Mass theory says this isn't magic; it's just physics with a minus sign. The Alcubierre drive might require negative mass to work. We've never seen it, but the math doesn't forbid it. Sometimes that's enough."
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Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that. 

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

Captivity of negativity 

Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.

Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.
"I'm under the captivity of negativity"

"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."
Captivity of negativity by Toxicfume December 18, 2008

Nigative 

Jamal:" Yo can you hook a brotha up with ya car keys? I wanna take that heap for a spin."

Frank: " Thats gonna be a Nigative Jamal."
Nigative by be rad heezy January 8, 2011

negativity fountain 

1. One who has so much negativity built up inside that they practically spew negativity/negative like a fountain spews water.

2. One who makes rude comments towards another without being provoked.

3. One whos only method of feeling better is to try making you feel as shitty or shittier than they do.
Leo: stfu.
Leo: srsly, ur dumbbb!!!
Tom: "u are just a fucking negativity fountain these days!l"

OR

Jack: "I'm on vacation all week!"
Jill: "It'll probably rain."
Jack: "well at least i got my paycheck today."
Jill: "but ur car insurance is due and u owe me 40 bucks!"
Jack: "you don't have to be such a negativity fountain!"

negitive ewwish 

it's beyond horrible. like it's a word you say when someone does or say something nasty
girl 1-hey you know bob was putting all his food on his milk
girl 2-eww

girl 1-i know he drank it all
girl 2-that's beyond eww it's like negitive ewwish
negitive ewwish by lexa*] May 30, 2009

Negativitoid

Noun; a person who expresses negative thoughts, words, deeds. Opposite of up beat. Negative Sheeple
As I heard the chatter when I entered the office conference room, I realized all the seats were occupied by Negativitoids.
Negativitoid by 2Maw December 3, 2021