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Pewber Mulch

The loose,left over pubic hair that ends up in your underwear after a trim.
" My balls we itching bad today."
" You got the crabs ??"
" No just a little pewber mulch. "
by Bel Aire Beeryan May 10, 2010
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The Malthe

When a person is extremly ugly
Wow he must have done the Malthe because he is extremly ugly
by White salami69 September 17, 2021
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The Big Mulch

Similar to The Big Large. An emphatic way to say "that sucks" or "that's bad". When something is The Big Mulch, it's extremely terrible.

Things that are The Big Mulch are more terrible than The Big Large.
Person 1: "Man, history class surpasses the ranks of The Big Large. History Class is The Big Mulch."
Person 2: "Wow dude it's really that bad? To call something The Big Mulch is a pretty big offence"
Person 1: "Trust me dude, school in general and ESPECIALLY HISTORY CLASS is The Big Mulch"
by Mr.Glub November 27, 2018
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shagaig ni mult shaalaa

Outmaneuver the enemy in video games
bulan ergej suuderleel modruuga orool suga sdagiin shagaig ni mult shaalaa shd
by wekenbek August 6, 2023
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Ass Mulch

Ass mulch is a sticky brown substance excreted from the anus. Once excreted it is placed outside in direct sunlight to cake in the heat. The resulting odor can be smelled from a distance of over ten metres and anyone within that radius when the ass mulch is 'Fully caked' will suffer from death. The texture after cooking willm be crispy and crusty like batter on a fish but shit. It can be consumed, but if you want to feel like someone shoved gravel down you throat while dumping in you mouth, be my guest, however the taste has been know to resemble compost mixed with raw sewage and bassil.

There is an alternate way of making Ass Mulch, it can be put in a berlap sack (known as a shittysack) and left to 'mature' at the bottem of your local compost heap. The characteristics are relatively similar to the 'caked ass mulch', only it has a distinct after taste of someone pouring liquified ass cookies down the throat.
Alex: OM MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT SMELL?!?!?!? IT MADE MY NOSE BLEED ITS THAT BAD!!!!!

Tom:It could be only one thing, MY ASS MULCH!!!!! I wondered where it had got to
by Analex January 23, 2009
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multi-sensory

relating to the use of more than two sense organs, especially relating to a film, to experience which the four sense organs-eye, ear, nose and skin- have to be used. A 4-D film is a multi-sensory film.
Multi-sensory films are one step ahead of 3-D films.
by uttam maharjan April 23, 2010
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mulching

Mulch - wood that is not hard. Made of the same material, but not hard.
Jenna was looking very nice today...I was mulching.
by Mike Studebaker February 17, 2007
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