Morning after POO

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.

ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.

by timofo February 18, 2009

morning moist

When a woman wakes up from slumber aroused and moist. Similar to the male affliction of morning wood.

Uh oh, my morning moist just stained the sheets.

by VagFingaaz June 12, 2011

Morning Thrust

When you wake up spooning someone with morning wood, and proceed to give them a good thrustin.

"Hey, where'd you sleep after the party?"

"I woke up in the basement with some chick, i dunno who she was but I gave her a healthy dose of the Morning Thrust!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

Mike's Hard Morning

The morning after enjoying Mike's Hard Lemonade a bit too much.

"I'm really having a Mike's Hard Morning right now... though that party was killer"

by BringerofDawn May 25, 2008

morning wood

when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.

I woke up this morning and I had morning wood. I was so proud.

by dj cuff yo chick February 27, 2011

morningside

One's appearance the morning after a night of sex.

"I must have been drunk last night, because her morningside was nasty!"

by HalfAuzz May 26, 2008

Sunday Morning Surprise

when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!

Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?

Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.

by The Real Mr. Burns March 6, 2009