monke

(mostly used in memes; as or part of a joke)

human evolution stages before present human/homo sapiens; monkey

"Reject humanity, return to monke." Albert Einstein

by IdioTHICC March 3, 2021

monkey broke-up

When you send a monkey to carry a break-up letter to a significant other, rather than break up with that person yourself.

"It's always awkward when someone shows up for a date after I monkey broke-up with them."

by dongo991 May 4, 2010

Ebola Monkey

A person who fakes being sick to get out of work. Also, one who knows there is a large work project going on and decides to act sick to leave the burden with everyone else.

"We just got this huge contract, and Alan is out sick again being the Ebola Monkey.

by ElecDrummer November 5, 2006

mayonnaise monkey

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.

Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!

by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017

Feed The Monkey

Feed The Monkey refers to a fuelling of desire.

Usually this desire is something one doesnt want to do, but is addicted to it because of the way it makes him/her feel about himself/herself.. like getting high.. or playing poker.. or going to a strip club.

Scientifically speaking, 'feeding the monkey' is feeding the dopamine gland in the brain..

'I don't think you should break up with her just because she gives lapdances to your family members in fancy restaurants.. She's gotto feed the monkey..

by skeptikalia September 2, 2011

Mokena

Small town in Illinois, often referred to by locals as "smokena-joint". Most kids who live there are pot heads.

Mokena is filled with stoners.

by Ariel Triton January 16, 2010

welfare monkey

A racial slur reffered to an African American person

That little black kid was such a welfare monkey

by John April 25, 2005