midget monkey

a tiny cunt. nazi. cant get pull for love nor money. nancy boy. girls best mate. black man features. tiny nob . fancys the fuck out of gobble. smells like shit. scaveneger. ugly. little dwarf arms. shit clothes. cant handle guiness. fancy a shag????. will fuck gobble. cries. ruins films. retard. looks like a monkey. scottish. cant remember the last time he got any. gay curly hair. says hurtful things to warwick wankers. racist. otc bummer.loves the army boys. mummys boy. smelly breath. skinny ripped. WILL FUCK MAXINE IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT

"that tiny smelly kid over there trying to mount that penguin is a midget monkey"

by GASH HOUNDZZZZZ March 23, 2009

midget muff

a small midget pussy aka the vagine.

Look Johnny she has a midget muff. Is it not the smallest bean you ever seen?

by Lil' Bean Muff January 02, 2009

mental midget

Brad Lidge

See MLB 2009 Regular Season
See MLB 2009 playoffs

I never should have bet the Phillies in my MLB parlay... Brad Lidge can't close games and gets so easily rattled when he puts runners on base. That guy is a mental midget. Fucking Brad Lidge....

by payday0023 November 04, 2009

midget molester

An older woman that goes out with younger guys

See! Your mom is a midget molester

by Suzie Quattro May 13, 2003

Midget Brigade

A small part of the Kraznan armed forces, consisting of Jeffers and some other sort person, both of whom unwittingly members of this awesome force.

Is that the Wheelchair Troops? No its the Midget Brigade!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by Silly Whitey November 30, 2004

White Midget

A White Midget is THE ONLY type of midget that can revive a yetti !

When the Yetti died, Brandon The White Midget had to bring her back to life by singing "I'm bringing sexy back"

by McChicken101 January 04, 2010

midget gem

a very tiny lady with proportionally large breasts.

"have you seen the new secretary tom?.. "not yet dave"..."fuck me,she's a right midget gem!".

by apex dave January 18, 2011