Mennonite-style

(Also: "Amish-style")
The practice of solitary masturbation without the use of pornographic materials such as videos, magazines, calendars, etc.
A reference to how Mennonites (or Amish) famously abstain using modern technology such as smartphones and computers.

I couldn't find a good video last night, so I just ended up jacking it Mennonite-style.

by TheKinginJello May 27, 2025

Menior

Is a 8th grader
It's between the words middle and senior

A menior is ages 13-14

by MCCOOLEM1749 May 31, 2025

Menopause (claires version)

Menopause is claire

Menopause (claires version) is what claire has

by Starlice expret September 14, 2025

Menobitch

The state of a woman undergoing menopause being extremely bitchy and irritable.

Coworker 1: hey, did you see the game last night?

Coworker 2: yes, what a shame.
Menobitch: if you guys don’t stfu about non work topics I’m going to HR and make sure you both have consequences!

by Lawndoo January 15, 2026

isabel mendoza

god damn idiot who doesn't know when to shut her mouth, she's a wild one

"what the hell is that noise put that damn animal back in her cage"
"oh you must be referring to isabel mendoza"

by ualrdyknowwhoitiz August 14, 2017

Love Menopause

When you miss your period do to stress caused by love and you're grouchy like a dog with rabies.

I'm suffering Love menopause because my boyfriend don't love me anymore.

by La Juliet August 10, 2017

cardinal mendoza

When a male or female takes a shit in their partners bellt button.

I was on the job amd needed to go. So i whipped out and had a cardinal mendoza on her.

by 666god666 November 3, 2017