marians disease 

An illness that footballers have after long term injury when they have got used to sitting on the bench and not playing.

Marians Disease - Marian Pahars appeas to be injured again - oh no wait, he isn't injured, he just doesn't want to play.

marians disease by bobzac85 November 5, 2006

Marian

Commonly referred to as “the Ham” and “Mazzalot.” Tends to excel at arcade games such as iceball, however, can’t play basketball for a pack of chipotle mayo. Usually a sexy mama and a baby ass.
Also known as the lava my life.

Person A: “Would you like to get a large coke from maccas?”

Marian: “Eoww aha fuck it we ball”

Marian by thegulb September 15, 2019

Marianna 

Marianna is a very oblivious and very stupid person. Usually a moron.

Marianna is a dumb fak

Marianna by No.I.Hate.Life. October 27, 2020

Mariana 

Someone who is: beautiful, sexy, smart, sporty, and has an amazing body. She has a big booty. She is super loyal and trustworthy. If you meet a mariana you are sooo lucky!

“Wow, she is so smart! Who is that?”
“I don’t know, but that should be a Mariana.”

Mariana by [IV353] February 24, 2019

Mariana 

One of the greatest girls you will ever meet. She has eyes that sparkle no matter the lighting. Has a heart of gold and would sacrafice her life for a friend. She makes a great girlfriend and is fun to be around.

Nothing can replace her. If you ever meet a mariana then make sure you stay close. She is unique and different from anyone you will ever meet. Her personality is so amazing and filled with vibrant energy. She puts on a smile even though she hurts inside but will never let you know. She puts everyone else before herself. She is selfless and kind.

Person:How are you doing mariana
Mari:Great..just great:)
Person:How are you really?
Mari:I said i'm fine!!

Mariana by aNserICkfOrdaLkAnoS February 24, 2019

mariana bafago 

mariana is such a slut and reminds me of that fat hoe chanelle. they eat each others ass out all night and are the two biggest hoes ever. no one likes those low life fags.

“mariana texted me yesterday asking me to eat her shit”
“yesterday she wanted to bite my penis off and flatten it and put it in a frame”
“mariana bafago is so gay”

mariana bafago by Dannyboy696969 July 17, 2018

Marianna 

A sweet and funny girl with a. Rockin bod. Who always smells good and has a weird thing for short guys. She’s A’s all of her classes. But acts stupid. She’s Greek and very pretty. Almost everyone likes her if they don’t there most likely a bitch

Wow Marianna you lookin fine
Hey girl Marianna let me get yo number

Marianna we got a deal

Marianna by Jessica Sullivan December 12, 2019