the action of an individual being molested; however, the molestation is from someone they care about and are intimate with; furthermore, this type of molestation is actually wanted and accepted by the 'victim' because the act heightens the attraction, both emotionally and physically, between the two individuals
the act of molestation can range from something as simple as a very strategically placed, highly sexual kiss to full on sex with the other individual
NOTE: THIS TYPE OF MOLESTATION IS STRICTLY VOLUNTARY AND CONSENSUAL BETWEEN ALL PARTICIPATING PARTIES!
the act of molestation can range from something as simple as a very strategically placed, highly sexual kiss to full on sex with the other individual
NOTE: THIS TYPE OF MOLESTATION IS STRICTLY VOLUNTARY AND CONSENSUAL BETWEEN ALL PARTICIPATING PARTIES!
by CaliDoctorD November 15, 2010
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Inception of an alternate situation relying on subjective interpretations of selective events occurring given no evidence to the contrary, helping to eliminate all doubt to the evidence presented, while glossing over pesky facts to help realize the greater good.
Student to Professor -
"You never show up for class and turned in all your work late" - Professor
"I didn't show up to class because as much as I should I know. That was mainly because they changed my work schedule in the middle of the semester. I needed the extra hours to pay for class."
"All your work was still late." - Professor
"I realize this and I expect a penalty for it; however, my work was late because I did a superior job on what is admittedly a challenging subject. But as as you can see from my work (he said knowing that it would be a TA grading it) that even though I was late I have gained a limited but solid understanding of the material, and for that I am grateful because I will be able to use it later on in my studies and ultimately in my professional career"
From this exchange the professor will feel that he has adequately scolded the student yet is a solid instructor from the student's admission of his gained knowledge of the subject matter. The student will have recovered from never attending class due to being unable to wake up in time because they were up drinking all night and still have their half-assed work accepted by the professor so that they can once again slip-by through the shitty American secondary school system.
Student to Friend
"Dude I totally fucked up my economics class. I had to manipufix that shit" - Student
"What did you do?" - Friend
"I stroked the professors ego and bullshited a project at the last second." - Student
"You never show up for class and turned in all your work late" - Professor
"I didn't show up to class because as much as I should I know. That was mainly because they changed my work schedule in the middle of the semester. I needed the extra hours to pay for class."
"All your work was still late." - Professor
"I realize this and I expect a penalty for it; however, my work was late because I did a superior job on what is admittedly a challenging subject. But as as you can see from my work (he said knowing that it would be a TA grading it) that even though I was late I have gained a limited but solid understanding of the material, and for that I am grateful because I will be able to use it later on in my studies and ultimately in my professional career"
From this exchange the professor will feel that he has adequately scolded the student yet is a solid instructor from the student's admission of his gained knowledge of the subject matter. The student will have recovered from never attending class due to being unable to wake up in time because they were up drinking all night and still have their half-assed work accepted by the professor so that they can once again slip-by through the shitty American secondary school system.
Student to Friend
"Dude I totally fucked up my economics class. I had to manipufix that shit" - Student
"What did you do?" - Friend
"I stroked the professors ego and bullshited a project at the last second." - Student
by YohimbineHCL September 8, 2011
Get the manipufix mug.Mannibalism - The act or continued act of devouring a man's soul due to bitter vengeance towards ex-boyfriends and/or distant fathers.
Be careful around Traci, she is a man-eater.
She's been practicing Mannibalism ever since Jerry cheated on her last summer.
She's been practicing Mannibalism ever since Jerry cheated on her last summer.
by Davis Adams III February 14, 2012
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She wouldn't do my homework so I manippleated her for thirty minutes until she even offered to blow me.
by manippleate January 16, 2015
Get the manippleate mug.A drinking game amongst friends. Can either be played with 750's, Liters or 1.75's depending on the tolerance and size of the group. Obtain a bottle of Captain Morgan, Admiral Nelson and Sailor Jerry's. Also take the size of the group and multiply that times 2... obtain that many mini-shots of Kraken Black Spiced Rum (if you can't find those, a bottle will do just fine). The goal is to finish all three bottles of Captain, Admiral and Sailor and each member of the group get's 2 shots of the Kraken throughout the experience (in a fashion similar to getting Smirnoff "iced") as to simulate the event of a Kraken attack on the ship. After you have completed this game, you are now probably pretty intoxicated and can tell people you are "sailing the seas".
"What are we drinking tonight?"
"I don't know, man, I was thinking about manning the ship..."
"Dude! I'm so game! I'll tell the guys."
"I don't know, man, I was thinking about manning the ship..."
"Dude! I'm so game! I'll tell the guys."
by TheMorningLark August 20, 2015
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