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peyton manning

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.
Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning
by G-Rad January 16, 2008
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mannie

an unusual person; someone who acts in a ridiculous way; someone who dumbly thinks other people care about what they are saying.
I can't believe JR just said that; he is such a MANNIE.
by stdoubleop January 11, 2008
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Mike Manning Effect

A cultural phenomena which can be observed when a friendly african-american (black) male enters a crowd of predominantly caucasian (white) males, and is immediately greeted with great praise and gifts.
...(African American walks into party)

White Kid A: "Hey man, want a beer?"
White Kid B: "Hold on, he's gotta hit this blunt first...you do smoke right?"
Afro-American: "Of course...I'm black."

end of conversation
The Mike Manning Effect
by Dick Hurtz and Mike Rotch October 16, 2008
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Manna Nicole Smith

A young man who seduces a spectacularly wealthy, but tremendously old woman strictly for the possible monetary benefits he might receive after her passing. (a la Anna Nicole Smith)
"He's been trying to hook up at the senior center for months. What a Manna Nicole Smith!"
by McKenji June 23, 2009
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He-Manned

When your head becomes lodged in your asshole.
"Whoa! That dude just got he-manned!"

"Don't make me he-man you."
by Stonehenge215 February 11, 2010
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Dirty Manning

When you slide your nuts and butt hole across a chick face simply for your own amusement.
(Man to friend) "i saw this chick wearing a peyton manning jersey and it inspired me to slide up on her and give her a hall of fame dirty manning"
by Runnamukk775 September 12, 2016
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Austin Manning

Adj.
Lame, un-cool, dumb, ridiculous, etc.
"Dude, did you see that car?"
"Yeah, such an Austin Manning."
"Right? SO LAME!"

"Ugh, this nerd keeps following me around."
"Ew, he sounds like such an Austin Manning person."
by ACAT November 7, 2012
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