mushroom lover

A mushroom lover is someone who loves to be on drugs. Not necessarily shrooms, but basically rather be anything but sober.

Jay is such a mushroom lover, hes always on something.

by Lizzie Mual May 19, 2009

Mushroom Boy

A male with severe STDs, that his pee-pee looks like and smells like a rotten mushroom.

Oh boy Billy has a nasty old Mushroom boy

by Mushroom Boy May 10, 2022

mushroom dap

the act of engaging in a threesome with two guys and at the same time the males mushroom slap the female (often slutty) on each cheek.

Me and Steve totally mushroom dapped Shelby because she wouldnt stop talking during sex.

by Mitch who October 06, 2011

mushroom stamp

the image left behind, when you slap a bitch on the forehead with you penis.

i left a mushroom stamp on her forehead she'll never forget.

by bandana darren February 18, 2020

Mushroom Taco

A euphemism for the penis - the tip of which resembles a mushroom - entering the vagina - which resembles a taco.

Sweet Christ that bag of bitchmeat operating the tilt-a-whirl is so humpable, I want to give her a mushroom taco with sour cream.

by Killy Pistol November 30, 2007

Mushroom Head

A great band who has a mix of metal and classic rock vocals from two different singers. Many compare them to Slipknot, although; they came before slipknot.

Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroom Head

by Cody January 04, 2005

Mushroom Sandwich

A Mushroom Sandwich is when you poop on a person, then sit in it.

Paris Hilton loves getting Mushroom Sandwiches.

Jake loves getting Mushroom Sandwiches from Conlan.

by i love phoenixville March 14, 2009